The Least Magical Place On Earth

I was going on a trip to DisneyLand. I was flying up with a group of people. We kinda had to rush out the door, because of this I forgot my boarding pass on the coffee table (the house in my dream was mine, but it was not my waking house). The pass was a normal sized piece of paper printed off from the computer with my info on it that I had folding into fourths. Without my pass I wouldn't be able to do anything, it had my hotel reservations, but tickets to the park and my airplane ticket.

I probably wouldn't have time to drive back and get it myself, it was almost time to get on the plane.

Someone I was with at the airport that wasn't going with us offered to go get it. I wanted to go with her, because I knew right where it was, but she took off without me. I chased after her van for a few feet, but there was no way to catch up to her. I had the feeling she wasn't coming back.

I called my mom and told her what I had done and asked her to bring the pass to me. Instead she just started lecturing me on how I always pull shit like this and what I needed to do to fix it, ie buy everything all over again. I couldn't get through to her that I just needed her to bring me the damn piece of paper but she wouldn't stop talking long enough to listen. Then I woke up.

Legos and Hair Removal

I had three separate dreams today, one while napping and two in the morning.

In the first one, I was looking at a lego chess set. Or half of one. There was only one side represented. They were little guys done up like the castle figures, with shields and swords and what not. The were still in the packaging and the picture on the front showed them defending a castle (that was not included), there were two carved pieces that weren't people too. A tower and a volcano, which were about the same size. I remember thinking that the tower was the rook and that the volcano was 'the other building chess piece'. I was disappointed that there was only one of each in the package, because you needed two to play. Chess set makers are always skimming on the volcanoes pieces, making you buy extra.

That's how they get you.

My other dream was something about interviewing a guy. I remembered it okay when I got up but as of writing this, I just can't remember. Sorry. It was kinda like the interviews that I've been reading in World War Z, in style if not content.

As for the dream I had while napping.

I was taking a shower when I absently started shaving my bikini zone. I was about half way done when I realized what I was doing and got pissed off. I wanted to wax this area of my body for my trip to Vegas, however the hair has to be long enough for the wax to grab or it won't work. Now that I've shaved it, the hair won't have enough time to grow to the needed length. Having done this I leave my shower and go to my room and grab I bottle that Adora has given me of a caustic hair removal cream. I haven't tried it yet for the same reason I haven't shaved. But with that option gone I figure I might as well give it a shot. Then I wake up.

Interesting note: Adora has given me a caustic hair removal cream that I have yet to try for this exact reason.

Patron Goddess of Balloon Jumping

This dream was: Fully Interactive

I could fly viva large balloon thing. You know those balloon towers that they have at car lots? I had one of those. I also stayed inside the whole time. Okay, I couldn't really 'fly' but I could jump like a mo-fo. Also, I traveled or directed myself viva internet, somehow. I never went into cyberspace or anything, but the internet was important for some reason.

The dream started off with me in... I have no idea what kind of room it was, but there where a lot of people there setting up something. People were impressed and it seems like I was setting some sort of record with my jumping.

Then the dream took a hard left at reality and I took an elevator down to a huge palace structure that was very Greek pantheon in nature. There was a lot of political intrigue going on, but I didn't understand or participate in a lot of it. I remember one of the last things people were talking about before I woke up was complaining that the internet connection was slowing down.