Where is Indiana Jones When You Need Him?

This Dream Was: Non-Interactive Movie

There is a dig site, I think it is in a forest. There is a man and a woman, and they are digging up fairy artifacts. Fairy is another world that you have to use magic to travel to, but at one time they lived on this world too. The woman lives, lived or travels between this world and fairy a lot- she might be a fairy princess. She likes finding the artifacts, but it is also her job to make sure that humans don't get to keep or learning anything interesting. There was one brief flash of the woman in fairy, but I don't remember it well and it only happened once.

The man and woman find a stone figurine of a female and a hollowed out stone with groves on it and an opening at one end. The two storta fit together. The woman knows that they hold messages, and that magic is needed to put the two pieces together right. She is talking to man, telling him the history and cultural thoughts behind the designs of the find even though she is going to have to make it disappear. "It wasn't a real message unless it came from between [the female figure]'s thighs." And I can't explain that quote, the stone figurine does not hold the other stone between her legs, the base of the figurine fits into the opening of the other stone like a cork.

He wants to do something but she disappears with the artifact while he is not looking. However, she is not taking it away. The scene cuts to a lab that is poorly lit and possibly underground, but has all kinds of huge 'science' machines, like lasers bigger than people aimed at petri dishes. The woman has taken/ cut/ broken apart the stone figurine and found tiny flakes of something she called 'flack' (?????). The stone pieces and the flack flakes are in a petri dish and covered with blueish glue that has harden into a solid seal a little softer than wax, with the texture of a very plastic-y wax.

The man was mad at her for disappearing (even though he found her quick) and tells her that they are supposed to be working together, and he also goes on to bitch about how hard it was to set this (the lab? the dig? the funding?) up and that he knew she would be a pain to work with. There were problems with them not having everything they needed and his patience had run out before they had even gotten to the site. She responds by pointing out that she had come to the lab to research. She claimed that she wasn't some business "executive throwing a hissy fit, [she] was doing work". She then shows him the flack under the blue stuff and sets the petri dish on a laser... for science! The laser sucks a whole mess of power from whatever grid they are working off of and the lights flicker.

While the lights are flickering and before the laser finishes... whatever its doing, armed men burst in the room. The woman is not scared because she can use fairy magic to get out of this, but doesn't know how to do so without revealing that she has fairy magic, so she plans to wait for a good opportunity. At first the man is not really upset either, he assures the woman that he can fix this and starts talking to them in French (he is French, the woman is Fay/American) even though the men aren't shouting in French to each other. From behind the soldiers comes their leader, who greats the man in French but continues with speaking in English. "Bonjour, man, how's it going?" He talks and acts like the stoner-party cop from Cabin Fever. The man is not happy to see this guy and turns towards the woman as they are being shoved into the back of a truck (that is inside the lab somehow) that he can't fix this after all. Then I wake up.